Sorry, I couldn't resist a change to give you pr0n and insult you at the same time-
http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm
You can order her around, some reccomended commands are
'kiss, banana, pillow fight, fight, kick, sleep, jiggle, naked, tattoo, topless, jump, pour beer, drink beer, sing, stretch, dance, lick, hummer, wave, tickle, hat, strip, breast, dance on bar, be a pimp, magic, karate, robot, shoes, show me something, spin, read, write, hair, belly, gymnastics, fire, spread, pitcher, kiss me, hand stand, arms, phone number, I love you, laugh, think, what you say, tounge'
http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/TammyClips.xml