Hey! Aren't you cheating?
You might get in trouble.
Are you listening to me??
Why does my computer have trouble connecting with this server?
No fair, you already have more posts then me.
My jealousy is large!!

You are mean to me.
My being here is obviously a waste of time.
I am leaving!!
Aww, I thought you gave up with that five minuet gap.
Hey it has been another seven minuets, are you getting sick or something?
Maybe his computer was detonated by a moderator.