My personal favorite is the pen. And I'm not saying some stupid bs about the pen being mightier than the sword. A good hard full metal pen is one of the best weapons you can have. It's unobtrusive. You can take it with you where ever you go. You can even bring it on an airline. It can easily be slammed through someone's eye into their brain. With a good flat backed pen you can also slam it through most sensitive parts of the body. I'm really not being facetious about this. I always carry one on me just in case. You really can't beat a good pen.
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"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that." said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
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