Mc Pee Pants Disses on KHII & RE4: I know this sounds counterintuitive, but what he says is so funny.

"Bitch this ain't a cutscene! Press A! Press A!"

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"Getting drunk when I didn’t mean to? What the hell do these dumb bastards think we’re doing--slipping and falling into vats of liquor?" -Matt tells it like it is to AA