Yugioh The Abridged Series, if you don't mind a little bad language.

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"When it is combined to make an atom, it gets too much stuff."

-Nuclear Fusion for the Lay Person by J.W.

"Abraham Lincoln once said 'If you're racist, I'll take my North, and attack you.' These are the morals that I take into the workplace."

-Steve Carrel The Office