10. The technical staff thought a firewall burned computers, so there are none.
9. You only take the elevator up now because you cower at the word "down".
8. You mysteriously wonder why every web page is the same: "This page cannot be displayed"
7. Your ISP uses IP addresses much like 10.x.x.x, 172.16.x.x, and 192.168.x.x, and those aren't just for the network-only systems.
6. while others can IM, send files, chat, send e-mail, you can't even ping.
5. Your e-mail address has been banned from many services. (Spammers)
4. For broadband (mainly ISDN and DSL), you get disconnected when a phone call comes in.
3. For 56k, somehow, in the middle of a connection, your modem starts picking up a busy signal.
2. Hell, your ISP doesn't even assign IP addresses to computers!
1. Their slogan is, "So easy to use, no wonder it's #1!"

(No offense to any AOL users out there )

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