Sick Of Fwd Shit

Divine Knight · #1 (**permalink**) 11-11-2003, 10:24 AM

alright im bored and in a shit stirring mood so its time for u forward messeging freaks 2 hear a thing or 2,

First of all u dont actully believ in this shit "if u dont send this 2 15 ppl in 10mins u will have bad luck" WTF its a load of crap

secondly, it clutters up email accounts and ..........well who needs reasons im sick of it so...

SEND THIS 2 15 PPL FOR NO APPARANT FUCKING REASON

Duffman2 · #2 (**permalink**) 11-11-2003, 10:32 AM

This really is spam so I'll "forward" it there.

#3 (**permalink**) 11-11-2003, 03:42 PM

Hello, my name is Edman and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send 'his' email, $1000? How stupid are we?
'Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!' What a bunch of BS.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower. Screw them.
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the 'send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being' forwards about 90 times. I don't really give a damn.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity. The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals. Have a nice day.

Summoner Yuna2 · #4 (**permalink**) 11-11-2003, 03:48 PM

LMAO ... that's good Edman!!! Carnivourous underwear ... that is so funny.

I'm so glad I don't get fwds in my email anymore ... I luckily don't have friends that send that crap. I get a few jokes and funny pics at work, but that's okay, cause it's all funny.

All I get in my home email address is goddamn spam. I hate that more than anything, it really pisses me off. Today I got 6 emails for a penis patch ... all in a row. Hell, I am so going to change my email address soon.

Summoner Yuna...

Sin-Riel · #5 (**permalink**) 11-11-2003, 09:06 PM

LMFAO that was fuckin hilarious Edman.

Yeah i do get really pissed off with forwards though. And my stupid retard friends still send me that shit. Although I just end up deleting it, not bothering reading it. I only read it if the title contains like "jokes" or somethin like that.