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Old 11-14-2004, 12:00 AM
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Default About as close to a real fuck as most of you geeks will ever get.

Sorry, I couldn't resist a change to give you pr0n and insult you at the same time-
http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm
You can order her around, some reccomended commands are
'kiss, banana, pillow fight, fight, kick, sleep, jiggle, naked, tattoo, topless, jump, pour beer, drink beer, sing, stretch, dance, lick, hummer, wave, tickle, hat, strip, breast, dance on bar, be a pimp, magic, karate, robot, shoes, show me something, spin, read, write, hair, belly, gymnastics, fire, spread, pitcher, kiss me, hand stand, arms, phone number, I love you, laugh, think, what you say, tounge'


http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/TammyClips.xml
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Old 11-14-2004, 12:31 AM
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HOLY SHIT!!!

THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!
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Old 11-19-2004, 05:06 PM
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Indeed.
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Old 11-19-2004, 05:23 PM
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I thought it was tres cool.
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Old 11-19-2004, 06:22 PM
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The best commands I have found are

"put more clothes on", she starts stripping, and a security guard stands in front of her, and she strips, and gets a piggy back away.

"Smash your head on the bar", reults in her rubbing her belly, and tapping her head.
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Old 11-19-2004, 08:36 PM
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OMG...that's sweet.
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Old 11-20-2004, 01:36 AM
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How do I get her to fuck
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I HAD THE BODY OF A TWO AND A HALF
YEAR OLD BABY
I HAD THE BRAIN OF A MAN
I USED TO PLAY UNDERNEATH MY MOMMA\'S SKIRTS
ALL DAY
I PARKED MY CAR IN HER GARAGE
SHE DIDN\'T KNOW I WAS A MIDGET
SHE THOUGHT IT WAS ALL INNOCENT PLAY
SHE DIDN\'T KNOW I WAS A MIDGET
BUT WHEN DAD CAME HOME SHE PUT ME AWAY

-Devo - Midget
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Old 11-20-2004, 05:07 PM
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I think that the point is that it is undoable.
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Old 11-20-2004, 05:11 PM
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That's really gay and unsatisfying. I hope you die for posting this!!1113
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I HAD THE BODY OF A TWO AND A HALF
YEAR OLD BABY
I HAD THE BRAIN OF A MAN
I USED TO PLAY UNDERNEATH MY MOMMA\'S SKIRTS
ALL DAY
I PARKED MY CAR IN HER GARAGE
SHE DIDN\'T KNOW I WAS A MIDGET
SHE THOUGHT IT WAS ALL INNOCENT PLAY
SHE DIDN\'T KNOW I WAS A MIDGET
BUT WHEN DAD CAME HOME SHE PUT ME AWAY

-Devo - Midget
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Old 11-20-2004, 05:27 PM
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Send me $10 and I'll give you the uncut version.
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