
11-14-2004, 12:00 AM
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Goatseman
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Join Date: May 2004
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About as close to a real fuck as most of you geeks will ever get.
Sorry, I couldn't resist a change to give you pr0n and insult you at the same time-
http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm
You can order her around, some reccomended commands are
'kiss, banana, pillow fight, fight, kick, sleep, jiggle, naked, tattoo, topless, jump, pour beer, drink beer, sing, stretch, dance, lick, hummer, wave, tickle, hat, strip, breast, dance on bar, be a pimp, magic, karate, robot, shoes, show me something, spin, read, write, hair, belly, gymnastics, fire, spread, pitcher, kiss me, hand stand, arms, phone number, I love you, laugh, think, what you say, tounge'
http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/TammyClips.xml
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FF7 Had a nigger in, I\'d say thats pretty contraversial.
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/jvmuell/spoon.gif
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11-14-2004, 12:31 AM
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Hylia Sage
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Join Date: Mar 2004
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HOLY SHIT!!!
THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!
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11-19-2004, 05:06 PM
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Wizard
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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Indeed.
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11-19-2004, 05:23 PM
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Goatseman
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Join Date: May 2004
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I thought it was tres cool.
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FF7 Had a nigger in, I\'d say thats pretty contraversial.
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/jvmuell/spoon.gif
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11-19-2004, 06:22 PM
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Hylia Sage
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Join Date: Mar 2004
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The best commands I have found are
"put more clothes on", she starts stripping, and a security guard stands in front of her, and she strips, and gets a piggy back away.
"Smash your head on the bar", reults in her rubbing her belly, and tapping her head.
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11-19-2004, 08:36 PM
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Hylia Sage
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,899
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:blink:
OMG...that's sweet.
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11-20-2004, 01:36 AM
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Hylia Sage
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,570
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How do I get her to fuck
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I HAD THE BODY OF A TWO AND A HALF
YEAR OLD BABY
I HAD THE BRAIN OF A MAN
I USED TO PLAY UNDERNEATH MY MOMMA\'S SKIRTS
ALL DAY
I PARKED MY CAR IN HER GARAGE
SHE DIDN\'T KNOW I WAS A MIDGET
SHE THOUGHT IT WAS ALL INNOCENT PLAY
SHE DIDN\'T KNOW I WAS A MIDGET
BUT WHEN DAD CAME HOME SHE PUT ME AWAY
-Devo - Midget
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11-20-2004, 05:07 PM
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Goatseman
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Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 2,420
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I think that the point is that it is undoable.
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FF7 Had a nigger in, I\'d say thats pretty contraversial.
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/jvmuell/spoon.gif
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11-20-2004, 05:11 PM
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Hylia Sage
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,570
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That's really gay and unsatisfying. I hope you die for posting this!!1113
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I HAD THE BODY OF A TWO AND A HALF
YEAR OLD BABY
I HAD THE BRAIN OF A MAN
I USED TO PLAY UNDERNEATH MY MOMMA\'S SKIRTS
ALL DAY
I PARKED MY CAR IN HER GARAGE
SHE DIDN\'T KNOW I WAS A MIDGET
SHE THOUGHT IT WAS ALL INNOCENT PLAY
SHE DIDN\'T KNOW I WAS A MIDGET
BUT WHEN DAD CAME HOME SHE PUT ME AWAY
-Devo - Midget
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11-20-2004, 05:27 PM
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Goatseman
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Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 2,420
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Send me $10 and I'll give you the uncut version.
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FF7 Had a nigger in, I\'d say thats pretty contraversial.
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/jvmuell/spoon.gif
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